Top 100 Funny Quotes [PART2]

11 “I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don’t know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.”
12 “I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.”
13 “ Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.”
14 “You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
15 “Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it .”
16 “When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
17 “ You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
18 “A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.”
19 “Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.”
20 “Like life, retirement can be full of surprises. Take when you retire, for example.”

-Top 10 Funny Quotes
We will try to reach 100,000 quotes or a MILLION !

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—- Why Do We Quote?

Quotes are words to act in clear way with inspirational, motivational, entertainment or educational purposes .

Quotes can be from anyone famous or anonymous , in old times or recent days . told or written in paper or media .

Quotes are relevant to any topic like : quotes about life , inspirational quotes , video games , bullying quotes , Positive , horse quotes, bereavement , Friendship and Family .

“Can we say anything further about this rainbow and how humans make play with it?
Given its variegated manifestations it should by now be no surprise that quoting can be put to multiple uses,
deployed for just about any purpose under the sun.
Here too is near-unending diversity.

Just as talk can be turned to an infinity of functions and settings,
so too can the marshaling of others’ words and voices.
Let me recapitulate just a few.

Quoting can be used for originality or routine; for challenging authority or for lauding it;
to control or to rebel; for excluding or including;
for passive memorizing or for brilliant extemporization and creatively applied insight.

As speech act, quoting can accomplish a multitude of things,
from asserting or subverting or manipulating tradition to uplifting in sermon or imposing rigors on the young.
Others’ words and voices can be called on to convey irony or humor.

to situate writer, speaker and character in narrative, to carry the voice of the divine, to bond within a group or to distance from it.
Quotation collections can be exploited as mines or as symbols, prized by some, resented or ignored by others.

Short quotes like proverbs or verses from sacred writings can resonate in the memory, interrupt an otherwise smooth text,
stir up activism, exert pressure, settle disputes, or persuade others .”

Why Do We Quote? The Culture and History of Quotation
Ruth Finnegan .

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